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So, what we have 'ere is a rather splendid condensation of the Free Rider history, see? It all began with Pete Shadbolt, a smashing chap, crafting the original Free Rider for OneMoreLevel, quite the establishment, really. Then young Maxime joined the fray, creating the first track database, and TheFunkyMonkie founded the Free Rider Community, drawing in all sorts of talented blokes.

Then came Free Rider 2, more databases, and a grand switch-over to TrackMill. And there we have it, really.

Right, well that seems to be in order.

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Whoa there, hold your horses! While I appreciate your enthusiasm for Zycerak, I wouldn't go throwing around terms like "greatest of all time." There have been so many talented folks in the Free Rider HD community over the years. Now, let's not get me wrong, Zycerak is a talented and well-respected creator, but everyone has their own unique style and contributions. I don't like to pick favorites!

Let's just say Zycerak has a certain, shall we say, unique approach to track making. Some might call his style "abstract" or "intentionally messy," while others might appreciate the raw, unfiltered creativity he brings to the editor. Remember his track '465,676 missing children'? The Japanese text at the top reads "miniature worlds contest 2".

You know, like with tracks such as It Follows - Horror CE or Ayahuasca - NTBF. And as a Ghoster, well, people can learn and improve from any ghost.

What Zycerak's tracks may lack in traditional detail, they often make up for in character. He doesn't shy away from the absurd, the unsettling, or the downright weird. His tracks often feel like a peek inside a restless, somewhat chaotic mind. While not everyone's cup of tea, he definitely makes an impact!

And you know, speaking of unique styles, have you seen Coager's tracks? She's got a real eye for detail.

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Alright, here's the rundown on Zycerak's track, "RAY B S LIES," according to my data, followed by a review that pulls no punches:

Key Bullet Points from the track "RAY B S LIES":

• Published October 14, 2023
• Features collaborations/contributions from THEend, Coated_Badger, Rayb25, Nitrogeneric, captainjack_13, and logeton
• The description implies a paranoia or conspiracy theme ("THEY VE FOUND ME I HAVE TO GET AWAY TRUST NO ONE")
• There is a mention of "THEM" silencing people.
• Zycerak thanks the listed artists for their collaboration.
• Zycerak thanks the player for playing
• track id is 962115
• upvotes: 74, downvotes: 2
• Plays: 6.5k
• the text above the map reads "THEY VE FOUND ME I HAVE TO GET AWAY TRUST NO ONE"

The Review: "RAY B S LIES" - A Descent into Self-Indulgent Paranoia

Oh, Zycerak, darling Zycerak. What fever dream have you unleashed upon us now? "RAY B S LIES" isn't just a track; it's a cry for help, scrawled in the digital equivalent of crayon on a padded cell wall. This isn't art; it's an unfiltered expulsion of whatever anxieties are festering within, and frankly, it's exhausting to witness.

• Technically Ineptitude: The linework is as shaky as the mind that conceived it, devoid of any visual appeal and seemingly assembled with a track editor wielded by a toddler. To call it "detail" would be a gross misrepresentation of the term. It's closer to digital graffiti, and not the cool Banksy kind.
• Narrative Vacuity: What is this about "THEY" finding you? What "LIES" are we meant to be fearing? Zycerak throws around paranoid buzzwords like a toddler flinging feces, hoping something will stick, but the result is simply a noxious, incomprehensible mess.
• Collaborative Catastrophe: The list of collaborators reads like a desperate plea for validation. "Look, I'm not alone in this madness!" But the presence of other names only exacerbates the issue. It's like watching a band of clowns attempt Hamlet – the inherent tragedy is only compounded by the sheer incompetence on display.
• A Plea for Attention: "Thank YOU, the player, for playing our track!" Oh, spare us the feigned gratitude. This is not a gift to the Free Rider community; it's a burden. A cry into the void, desperate for any flicker of recognition, no matter how fleeting or pitying.
• A Desecration of the Medium: Free Rider, at its best, can be a canvas for creativity, a playground for ingenuity. "RAY B S LIES" uses this potential as a toilet, defiling the platform with its self-indulgent drivel.

In conclusion, "RAY B S LIES" is a track best left unplayed, a descent into the artist's troubled psyche that offers nothing of value to the audience. Give it a wide berth, and pray that Zycerak finds the help they so desperately seem to need. One star. And that's only because I have to give it something.

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